Support our new president

Published 8:00 am Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Editor,

Support our new president and “Make America Great Again!” Here’s how:

• Ban minorities from voting
• Don’t pay any taxes
• Legalize the groping of women
• Health care for the rich only—who needs it anyhow
• Keep Medicare—it’s not a government program
• Improve the economy—support the insurance industry
• Rebuild our infrastructure—made in China of course
• Appoint Vladimir Putin Secretary of Defense
• Appoint Sarah Palin Director of EPA
• Military Service? Who needs it
• Abolish Social Security—we are all going to be billionaires anyway
• Mitch McConnell—Director of Race Relations
• Strengthen the court—Gov. Christie for Supreme Court
• Promote diversity with more gated communities
• Deport everybody not like us
• Get even with Mexico—give them back Texas and Arizona
• And start building the Wall—just south of Chicago
• Wow—can’t wait! Elizabeth…please get ready fast

RON KASPRISIN

Langley