The following calls were gathered from reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:
Wednesday, July 21
At 12:13 a.m., a Maxwelton Road resident reported that someone in a hoodie rang the doorbell and ran away.
At 3:27 p.m., a caller on Christie Road reported that a doe had a pink basket around its head.
Thursday, July 22
At 8:42 a.m., a caller reported a suspicious vehicle and indecent exposure on Laurel Lane.
At 9:50 a.m., a Saratoga Road resident reported that someone pushed her pickup into the roadway and put a log across her driveway.
At 10:18 a.m., a resident reported that a Coupeville woman was sending birds across the nation that end up dying three days later.
At 11:12 a.m., there was a report that a veterinarian on South Main Street was bitten by a dog.
At 5:13 p.m., a caller on Old Beach Road reported that two dogs attacked his dog. The caller said the owner of the other dogs then sprayed him with a pressure washer.
At 9:01 p.m., a Woodard Avenue resident reported that baskets were stolen off her property.
Friday, July 23
At 2:36 a.m., a caller reported that a person who lives above a bar on Pioneer Way pulled a gun on the caller.
At 8:35 a.m., a resident reported that a kitten was stuck on the roof of an abandoned house on Halsey Drive where many cats are living.
At 1:09 p.m., an employee at superior court reported that someone left multiple death threats for the county prosecutor.
At 4:59 p.m., a Goss Lake Road caller reported that 120 invisible people from the jail were invading her house.
At 8:08 p.m., a caller reported that his wife is talking about equal rights and women’s rights when she should be in the kitchen cooking for her husband.
Saturday, July 24
At 12:19 p.m., a resident reported that people kept cutting the fence and trespassing onto a farm on Parker Road.
At 8:48 p.m., a caller reported being maced by someone at the boat launch at the end of Monroe Landing Road.
Sunday, July 25
At 11:36 a.m., a man on Ault Field Road reported that a woman threw corrosive acid on him. He declined medical attention.
At 12:19 p.m., a caller on Mutiny Bay Road reported that someone blew up his mailbox with fireworks or a small explosive.
At 4:56 p.m., a driver reported that an ambulance was “driving crazy” on Haines Road.
Monday, July 26
At 3:03 a.m., a driver reported that a woman in brights shorts was walking in the middle of Highway 20 near Walmart.
At 4:58 a.m., a caller reported that a “crazy lady” was naked at 7-Eleven.
At 1:48 p.m., a resident reported that a resident of Olympic Drive throws footballs and wrenches at him when he passes by on a motorcycle.
Tuesday, July 27
At 10:09 a.m., an Ault Field Road resident reported that a radiation wave was being used to sedate his nerves. Also, he said a woman was obsessed with him.
At 2:42 p.m., a caller reported that a construction crew on Northeast Jackson Street cut into a water pipe and flooded a ditch.
At 3:32 p.m., a resident reported that “a truck full of people” dumped garbage in the area of West Crescent Harbor Road.
At 6:12 p.m., a caller reported that a man swimming from Mukilteo to Whidbey was separated from his location device and only wearing jeans.
Wednesday, July 28
At 5:35 a.m., a driver reported that a man was kicking a water bottle down the middle of Highway 20 near Welcher Road.
At 9:07 a.m., a caller reported that an injured eagle or hawk was on the side of Highway 20 south of Oak Harbor.
At 10:29 a.m., a resident reported that a dog was chasing a girl on Mutiny Bay Road.
At 10:33 a.m., a Classic Road resident reported that the internet was messing with his life.