To the editor:
Sing to “Joyful, joyful we adore Thee”:
Holy handguns, sacred sidearms,
magnum bore, oh ecstasy!
Gun control is anathema
Blast it to eternity!
Number 2 Amendment worshiped,
as if writ by God on high.
No control for holy handguns …
even as more people die.
Jim Nevermann
Langley
