Sheriff’s Report

The following are 9-1-1 calls from the Island County Sheriff’s Office, South Precinct.

Sunday, April 5

12:38 a.m. — A Lagoon Point Road caller said, “Guess what I did? I called the FBI on myself. You know why? I’m stirring the pot. I want to talk to someone smart. I said, ‘Hey I’m gonna kill that president.’ I didn’t say Obama, but they should show up to my house.”

5:37 p.m. — A woman on Fish Road called 9-1-1 and is talking in a robotic voice, saying “I… want… them… out… of… here.”

Monday, April 6

5:28 a.m. — A caller at the Clinton Park and Ride saw a transient male and is concerned about recent vehicle break-ins. The subject was carrying a Coach purse.

Tuesday, April 7

2:19 a.m. — A caller from Lagoon Point Road reported a roll-over accident; the vehicle is about to catch fire.